Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
this is the most relevant thing I have ever read
Anonymous said: Hey like I'm just wondering, how do you feel about being skinny? Like your really tiny, not that there's anything wrong with it there isn't. But Idk I'm just wondering if it's something your insecure about
yeah I hate when people make jokes about it like they can “break me” or if it’s windy they say I can “fly away” and it’s really annoying plus it’s hard to find good clothes that fit but I don’t look like a child… everyone always thinks I’m 12 and that’s annoying idk it’s things I could look over but I let them bother me anyways.
yay I’m doing a giveaway! I’ve been wanting to do one for awhile now and I’m finally getting around to it. NOT AFFILIATED WITH TUMBLR.
total cost of giveaway: $370.90
- must be following vodkaclifford
- reblog this, likes don’t count
- you can like for bookmarking purposes only
- all of the clothing items will be ordered/made once i pick a winner and know what sizes they would like.
- DON’T DELETE THE TEXT ON THIS POST.
- White IDIOT! shirt inspired by Michael Clifford’s (made by me)
- 5 Seconds of Summer logo crewneck (made by me)
- 5 Seconds of Summer band picture crewneck (made by me)
- 5SOS member jersey (can be any boy/person of your choosing) (made by me)
- Amnesia EP (ordered)
- SLSP EP (ordered)
- Don’t Stop EP (ordered)
- 5SOS album Target edition (ordered)
- 5SOS white scribble photo shirt (from official 5SOS store)
- 5SOS black album cover shirt (from official 5SOS store)
- 5SOS black C.A.L.M. hand shirt (from official 5SOS store)
- 5SOS white derping stamp shirt (from official 5SOS store)
- Your choice of phone case (either “but ur not ______ floral case or last name & number case)
- 5SOS silhouette tote bag (from official 5SOS store) (ordered)
- 5SOS pom beanie (from official 5SOS store) (ordered)
- 3 white silicone 5SOS bracelets with black writing (ordered)
- 1 black silicone One Direction bracelet with white writing (from official 1D store) (ordered)
- One Direction iPhone/Samsung Galaxy case (available for all models)
- White “Cool Kids Don’t Dance” shirt
- Your choice of 2 colored One Direction name bracelets
- Grey All Time Low crewneck
- Black Arctic Monkeys shirt
- The 1975 white & black baseball tee
- Dark grey Green Day’s American Idiot shirt
Increase Your Chances:
- reblog this more than once (1 reblog = 1 entry)
- follow my instagram (5 entries) (message me your user if you do)
- follow my twitter (5 entries) (message me your user if you do)
- follow my personal tumblr, 1D tumblr, and/or my Ed Sheeran tumblr (5 entries each)
- make a post and tag it with #vodkacliffordgiveaway telling me why you want to win this (this doesn’t give extra entries but it gives you a better chance bc i see who wants it and why :-)
- write me an imagine, blurb, make me an au meme, etc. with me & michael (10-15 entries depending on length, etc.) (this is the key 2 my heart tbh)
- dm my twitter to any of the boys/the band account (my twitter is above but if you want me to message you it let me know) (MUST BE ABLE TO PROVIDE A SCREENSHOT FOR PROOF SO I KNOW ITS VALID) (20 entries)
- Choosing the winner December 1st
- Messaging the winner letting them know they’ve won on December 2nd
- Good luck!